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Tuesday, 04 December

01:30

Patricia Karvelas Arrives For Work Today Wearing Replica Of Cathy Freemans Iconic Running Suit "IndyWatch Feed Satire"

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just hours after being asked to leave a Parliament House presser for exposing her elbows, the ABCs Patricia Karvelas has made sure shes able to do her job today by arriving at work this morning ready to run like the wind. The popular Melbournese journalist spoke to The Advocate this []

The post Patricia Karvelas Arrives For Work Today Wearing Replica Of Cathy Freemans Iconic Running Suit appeared first on The Betoota Advocate.

00:33

Two Men Accused Of Brisbane Siege Released On Bail Under Strict Conditions "IndyWatch Feed Satire"

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of the river city of Brisbane, the names of the two men at the centre of yesterday afternoons siege have been released by Queensland Police. The pair sent the city into lockdown yesterday after they became engaged in a tense 6-hour standoff with police and allegedly fired shots []

The post Two Men Accused Of Brisbane Siege Released On Bail Under Strict Conditions appeared first on The Betoota Advocate.

00:22

6 Christmas Gifts That Say I Love You Like The Liberal Party Loves Craig Kelly. "IndyWatch Feed Satire"

Shopping centres are about as busy as an Australian Prime Ministerial portrait painter this time of year. So shop online with The Shovel instead. Here are 5 fantastic gift ideas, and 1 crap one.

1. The 2018 Shovel Annual 

132 pages of in-depth satirical analysis.

 

2. Donald Trump Card

We have a new Christmas card and its tremendous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Shovel Annual 2017/18 Bundle 

Once youve got your head around what the hell happened in 2018, remind yourself of the farce that was 2017.

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Monday, 03 December

22:13

Morrison Government Fails To Win An AACTA Acting Award For Its Performance As A Government "IndyWatch Feed Satire"

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The Morrison Government has left the AACTA awards empty handed after their attempt to act like a Government was labelled weak and unconvincing by critics.

The AACTA awards are all about acting and the craft and we have seen none of this from the Morrison Government, said an AACTA Spokesperson. I mean look at the Prime Minister, he went to the G20 last week and no one knew who he was.

He couldnt even convince Donald Trump that he was a leader. Have you seen Mr Trumps hair the greatest actor in the world is the hairdresser who convinces him that it looks good.

When asked his thoughts on failing to win an AACTA, Mr Morrison said: Who needs acting awards when I can make my own trophies. Did you see the one I made myself for stopping the boats?

I also have one that the kids made me saying Worlds Best Dad and one that Tony Abbott made me to commemorate the time that I  Slayed the Malcolm. So all you AACTA types take your awards and stick em.

Cause thats what Im going to do with your funding.

Mark Williamson 

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20:24

Opinion: Just Because Im Not Going to Your Show Doesnt Mean I Dont Want an Invite "IndyWatch Feed Satire"

I woke up today and saw pictures from last night of your shitty band playing at a shitty venue in front of a small, shitty crowd. It looked like the absolute worst possible place to be and I feel deeply sympathetic for any of the poor souls who had the misfortune of attending. All of that was crystal clear from the photos alone. However, I am left with just one question: Where the fuck was my invite?

How hard is it to send a text or even just click invite all on your annoying Facebook event page?? You used to invite me to all your dumb shit! Your shitty band, your shitty comedy, your shitty wedding, your shitty kids shitty funeral- everything! What happened? I thought we were friends.

Is it due to technology? Is social media destroying our ability to make face to face connections? Im not asking for much. Just a little something that shows you care about me and want me to attend your special event. Ill even respond back with a resounding, no you dumb fuck Id rather die than see your improv troupe or whatever shitty thing youre practically begging me to come to.

Did I do something wrong? Did I post something too political and you unfollowed me? Did I make a joke at your expense last week at the bar? Whatever it was, Im really sorry and Ill do anything to repair our friendship, which I clearly value. Ill do anything- just please invite me to your next abortion of an event. Even if its an actual abortion!

I expect to receive an invite the next time your band plays. And in return you can expect me to see the notification, roll my eyes and laugh at the thought of lowering myself to attend, and ignore it forever. Sound good?

Hey, at least Im not the asshole commenting sorry cant make it, have fun! on your event. But I will be if I dont get my goddamn invite!!

The post Opinion: Just Because Im Not Going to Your Show Doesnt Mean I Dont Want an Invite appeared first on The Hard Times.

19:24

This dictionary perfectly trolled Donald Trump over his spelling of Scott Free "IndyWatch Feed Satire"

Donald Trump has been ranting on Twitter about his former lawyer Michael Cohen, who hes not been overly keen on since he pleaded guilty to taking part in negotiations with Russian officials during the 2016 election.

The detail need not bother us too much right now. What caught most peoples attention was the so-called presidents spelling, in particular his reference to Scott Free.

There was no shortage of wonderful replies.

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